Sunday, December 28, 2008

Canada vs America


yo this topis is real bitch asses.

Canada.
a teenager could go and stab another student and get out in a few days.fuck these laws are fucking redicoulose
there's certain days of the year a person could smoke as much chronic on the streets..shit i was already fucking blazing nonstop 2 days ahead of time to get ahead.and when that day came i was so mothafuckin high i forgot what day it was..oh wait its get blemday.yo dis place is too cold for mee.shit all i need is a 8in coatand some timbs(timberline fo u white ppl) and a 40 and some warm fucking chicken and im good.dont matter how cold it is it could be fucking -30c and as long as i have those 4 things with me il live for atleast 12 hours.shit all this snow up here i wouldnt be surprisd to see the homless in igloos but their lazy asses just sit there on tha corna askin fo moneh! shit if i was homeless and with all this snowe ill make myself and igloo at yong and dundas sqaure and come out ever 20 min to ask for money.then ill buy my self a pimp outfit(fake louis vuitton outsit and some fake aligator shoes) and start pimp 3 hoes n the entertainment districs\t and still live in my igloo.but my fuckin igloo will be 2 stories high with flat screen tv's and stripper poles.and thats would be my life in canada as a homless but im not homeless so my life is shitty.=p.



America.
shit i got shot at about6 times living down there.
especially in the deadliest state(Florida) and its not the deadliest cause of the fucking gators.
and drugs are fucking cheap. well i only know of 1 drug and its not really a drug but a herb called marijuana and thats shit is $50=1Oz so i blazed up all day and sold it at the same time.
easy hustle down there.and ooooh weeee them latinas..dey tha fisty ones. but i styll love em.
i love their ass especially. theres not that much up there in canada. not surprising..shit they need to live in warm weather if not they start to fuckin die!shit my tall ass just need to go to the nearest conveniece store and buy myself a 40 of O.E. and pick up 1 box of berry flavor phillies. and im set for the day.

Old nNegros

yep their old and their negro's.
oh yea if any1 think this shit is offensive then fuck off cause its spanish for black.
well first off all old people are wise but old Negros are street wise.
and white wise.and other miscellaneous wisdom
1. street wise- they know the rules of the streets of the 1960s
2. white wise- they know you white people are fucking racist and love to be racist at any momment you got.also they know that your parents didnt have a chance to kil them off back in the day when they had the chance.=D
3. fuck the young people- there ass holes and have no fucking respect. especially the ones up here in canada cause their fuck asses are too fucking free.and shit those youngins scare trhe fucking shit outta me especially the tall black ones with the messy hair.
4. nursing homes- shit my kids dont have enough money to send my ass to a nursing home like u white people.fuck that shit im proad little ol kelly or tyrom wont bring my ass to a nursing home.

music

man what the fuck do my white friends listen to.
when i actually understand there metal lyrics all i hear is."that bitch will die Die Die! and then i found her and shot her.and then they make some fucking pig noise.crazy ass white people.
the music i prefer is shit like Kanye West.
i especially liked his graduation. the fucking heartless wasnt that good but imma still cop dat bitch and the 808 sounds sick.
after kanye i believe luda then weezy.
them some sick southside rappas.

Oh My

well this is my first blog.
well as u already know, I'm a tall negro.
my name is Kelly and i hate white people.
and that fucking rock shit.
but i do like white pussy. that shit is nice!

I also like to smoke all the kinds of weed in the world.
the most recent type of weed i smoked was white rhino.

thats dat shit above. u havent seen shit like dis. so don hate on a playa and try to cop my shit.
and like i said i like white gurls. but i actually love latinas.mmmm.mmm dem latinas and they budunkadunk is fuckin nicccceeee.
peace out bitches!